Consistency Matters.

Miami in a 3 minute and 33 second nutshell?

Yes, please!

This video should be distributed by the Greater Miami Chamber of Commerce to prospective tourists under the title, "So, You're Thinking of Visiting Miami?"

It has it all;

1. Guys in wife-beaters and blowout haircuts.

2. "Questionable" use of police force.

3. A guy "trying" the police officer.

4. Wild gesticulating.

5. Random Spanish.

6. A drugged out girl on South Beach.

7. People screaming the following;

a. "Bro!"

b. "Nigga!"

c. "That's racist!"

d. "That's fucked up!"

e. "That's some pussy ass shit!"

f. "Motherfucker!"

g. "Dogg!"

h. "Yo!"

i. "LOUD NOISES!"

and various combinations therein.

Some things missing from the video that should have probably been included are:

1. 15 girls named "Caro".

2. A group of people from Broward County who say they're from Miami trying to fit in.

3. A group of people from Broward County who absolutely hate Miami acting like they're so above the situation.

4. House Music.

5. Traffic.

6. The older people distributing Cuban Coffee on the outskirts of the donnybrook.

7. Class.

I guess that's why they call it The Magic City.